What would you do if your house was on fire ?

Oh hello ! So lately, there's a new song called " Little things " by One Direction. I find it so amazingly awesome. Do check it out, because Louis Tomlinson is amazingly hot inside the music video. Haha.
So these few days, i was rotting at home, visited school almost everyday, and im quite broke lately,
argh need money. Ok whatever, i wanna do a " what would you do if your house was on fire? "
From xiaxue's video. HAHA, credits from Lipming's blog.

What would you do if your house was a fire ?

1) I will be so shock and scared until i will just stone there -_- and do NOTHING, because im so scared, that i will burn into a roasted BBQ pork. Wtf, sound so disgusting and funny. 

2) Take the cloth and cover my face, because my face is the most important, because i still need my face

to earn money. Okay just joking, i will cover my everything to prevent the pain of course. 

3) Take my phone, money and check whether there is any internet connection or wifi, so that I CAN TAKE

PHOTO AND POST ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM, and post that my house is having a fire party, wanna join ? 

4) Then i will rush to the refrigerator and pack all the food inside my bag, then open the nuggets packet, then poke through with a stick and BBQ it ! Eat it while on my way to get out of my house.

5) Record a last message video, in case if anything happen. 

6) While my parents are rushing to get what they need, i rush to them with my exam paper and ask them to sign. HAHA .

7) Photos ! In case, if i knock onto something, then brainwash, and forget everything. 

8) After finish the seven things, and when i reach the door ......................OH SHIT I FORGET TO TAKE MY HOUSE KEY FIRST.

THE END -___-